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patrick j miron - go back in time--Lets go back to a long, long,longtime ago. Back to the beginning. I am a genius

[and how] “Thingamajigs” got invented

by Pat Miron
This is a story about how the

“Thingamajigs” got invented. [A slightly satirical account of why and how the bible exist.]
Everyone knows that we can’t tell how the

thingamajigs were invented without including a bit about “oomloffs” [which of course come complete with there own “fleabaces”].
Lets go back to a long,

long,longtime ago. Back to the beginning.
I am a genius
[of course],  And everyone knows that genius’ “CREATE” NEW STUFF. After having already made BILLIONS of things, and placing them here, there and everywhere, and knowing that I had “done good,” I sat back and admired all that I had made. But I was the only one aware of all that I had accomplished [out of nothing-no-less!]. …. Not soooo good.
So then it came to me.

[Did I mention that I’M a GENUS?]
…. I’ll make Oomloffs and give them a fleabace so they too can know Me and what I have made and appreciate Me and all that I made. [Including them.]
So I did.
The Original “Oomloffs” were a lesser version of ME. [Cleaver! Right?] All was good [for awhile that is]. Then out of the

bluea bunch of Oomloffs became defective. [I hate it when that happens] but it was my own fault for giving them a fleabace. So I got rid of the defective models and was determined to make a second edition. The “OOMLOFF- 2.”
And I did
. But this time I modified their fleabaces, so that they would not be quite as efficient as the

“Model 1” Oomloffs. I compensated for this by placing them in perfect conditions. And even made these model 2,s with the ability to reproduce themselves, so I wouldn’t have too. But I did build in a regulation system that I still controlled [pretty smart huh?] Then I gave them everything they could possibly desire, short of being exactly like me.
After all,

[One Genus is MORE than enough.]
Well, you can imagine my disappointment
when the model 2 prototypes; influenced by the

rejected model 1’s, became defective in the very same manner. I knew this was a possibility, but thought because I gave them a perfect environment, it would be enough. After all, they had everything including ME!… WRONG! [Darn, I Do hate it when that happens.] 
While I was thinking about how to correct this
, I gave the “Model 2,s” a lot of freedom and even permitted the

Model 1’s [all of them defective], to mix and muddle with the Model 2,s. The Model 2’s REALLY liked this ability to self-produce and soon there were ca-zillions of them. [That my friends is a WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM!] So many that I had to step in. [Again.]
In the “whole lot”
[all of em] of the Models 2’s I found ONLY one set of Oomloffs that would not [and had not] permitted themselves to be influenced by the defective

Model 1,s. So I kinda washed my hands of all of the Model’s 2;s except for the one set that was still good. I was now convinced that I had to continually do a “QC” [quit - cheating] test on them so I left the Model 1’s in place to test them. [I Had to get some use outa them Model 1‘s!]
I then decided I needed a “business plan.”

[Did I mention that I’m a Genus?]
In order to have a business plan, everyone knows that ya gotta have a “BM” [Business Manager]. So I appointed and choose the lead Model 2 for the task. I gave him verbal guidance and directions and told him not only to supervise the other Model 2’s, but to teach them how to not become defective. [



I hadent invented writing yet]. Heck they were just learning verbal communication skills. Even us Genius gatta go slowly. [Oomloffs are kinda new and VERY COMPLEX ya know.]




My idea for a Business manager was pretty good. Not perfect, but pretty good. So I decided that was what I would do from now on. I’d appoint a “BM” to supervise, direct and lead all the other Oomloffs. And to teach them how NOT to become defective. But because there were sooooo many of them, and because they did after-all have fleabaces; some took to the teaching well and some didn’t. And I was getting more and more defective Oomloffs all the time.



Further action on my part was needed.




By now there were so many Oomloffs that there were wars
and fights and feuds and a lot of other kinds of false teaching besides what I taught and I wanted. ….